Sunday, February 20, 2011

51-365 Lazy Saturday and Sunday Stealing

So after a week of big talk about "getting up on Saturday and working in the yard, damnit" we ended up blowing it off and taking the motorcycle out instead. It's finally back to great biking weather and well, we're weak. We couldn't resist.

This is Lake Whatever somewhere in Central Florida. When we ride, Vince pretty much makes all the decisions and I just on the back and take in the scenery. Good lord-y, I LUV it!

And this is my picturing taking method. Yep, whip the iPhone out of the pocket, grip it tightly, and hope to hell we don't hit a bump.
After we got back to the house we continued our irresponsible behavior. Vince had a gig last night and want to take a quick nap while I put on afternoon coffee (it's a ritual.) He wasn't in his little man-cave more than 2 minutes before he comes out, grabs me by the hand and says "I'm not sleepy; I'm horny." Upstairs we dash for more intimate adventures! Wheeee!!! After a nice time fucking and sucking, THEN he takes a nap. Ha!!

On to Sunday Stealing. I went to the site to grab the questions and there was nothing new posted for today so I scrolled through and picked another list at random. Enjoy!

1. What curse word do you use the most? Hmmmmm...  hard to say. "Fuck" is pretty high on the list but I think the more benign or actually more common. "Damn" is a favorite, especially when spoken with a thick southern drawl -- "da-umn!" "Damnit" is a pretty close second and usually comes out "Damnit boy!"

2. Do you own an iPod? I have an iPhone so yes. The irritating thing is though, last summer the thing had a meltdown and had to be completely reset, wiping out everything --  music, photos, contacts, everything. I was able to get it to re-sync the photos but never the music or contacts. At this point, I still don't have any music on my phone.

3. Do you still remember the first person you kissed? Absolutely! I remember where we were (Disneyworld), what was going on (We were on the "If You Had Wings" ride), and the drama that ensued (he was apparently "going with" another girl in my Sunday School class which I found out on the bus ride home when she was apparently very pissed off at me.) Sadly, I can't remember the young cad's name.

4. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? Both. I'm at a point in my life where I really enjoy taking pictures but I also LOVE being in some of them as well (e.g. HNT, photos of Vince and I on trips) I think this is actually another way of asking "do you like what you like in a photo" and in my case the answer is often yes, just not every photo. Ha!

5. Has anyone ever called you lazy? Not to my face. But I think someone would be hard pressed to make that particular accusation. Self-employed people are rarely lazy, if they are they don't eat. There are certain things I don't like to do, like clean the house, but that's not because I'm lazy, I just don't enjoy spending my time that way. So I hire someone else to clean while I go do something I DO enjoy, like write Ivey Lane posts!

6. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Does reading anonymous blogs count? No? Okay, as a general rule, I don't let people tell me secrets, not because I can't or won't keep them (I can and I do), but it's a burden I don't want to carry. I hate having information I can't use or knowing something about some third party's personal life that's none of my business.

7. What is the first thing you notice about the someone that you are attracted to? Smile.

8. What are you looking forward to? Today? Next weekend? Next month? Next summer? What? Let's not be vague here. Today I'm looking forward to going to the theatre and having dinner out. Next weekend I'm looking forward to some old friends coming in town. Next month I'm looking forward to some traveling and starting a new project. Next summer Vince and I are going to France. Good grief, I look forward to stuff all the freakin' time.

9. Do you own any band t-shirts? Ahmmmm... now that I think about it, no I don't. But I do own one John Prine sweatshirt.

10. When is the last time you slept on the floor? I think it was the last time I had a horrible flu. I finally just slept on the floor in the bathroom. TMI, right?

11. What did you do last night? Watched a History Channel show on the Ten Commandments. Then started watching a History Channel show on The Plague. All that excitement put me to sleep on the couch.

12. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex? Overall, I'd have to say opposite sex though I'm consciously working on that.

13. Who was the last person to make you mad? I don't think people "make me mad." I get frustrated sometimes and the resulting behavior can appear angry but it's really just that I don't like being held back, told what to do, limited, or interfered with in any way. (Da-umn Ivey!) Right now I'm frustrated and therefore "angry" with our elected officials, specifically the State and Federal level for trying to do all of the above.

14. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? NO ONE! Please see the above. Dear god, the thought makes me hyperventilate; I think I need to stop typing and go calm down.

15. T or F: All’s fair in love and war? Big fat false. This particular phrase is used to excuse inexcusable behavior. 

16. What’s something you’ve always wanted? Wow. I can't think of anything I've "always" wanted. Oh wait! I know!! A flat stomach though I was probably 7 or 8 before I realized my tummy wasn't flat and that it mattered somehow. Alas, I'm afraid it's not to be. Sigh.

17. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Hahahahahaha! Yes. And no. Seriously, you'd have to know my mother to understand why that's so fuckin' funny.

18. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang? Why would I want a four year old Mustang? And I'm not a fan of the color yellow. Now a '66 Mustang, red with white canvas drop top and white leather seats? Sign me up.

19. Where is/are your best friend(s)? Downstairs in his man-cave.
20. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? I love swimming in lakes. Those folks who get all "but what about the alligators?!" need to STFU. My usual response is that more people in Florida will die from drowning so the question really should be "what about the water!?" 

That's it folks! I hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend and your week!

1 comment:

  1. At least working in your yard is a possibility. Ours won't be visible for at least another month.